We’ve all heard the famous phrase, “There are no small parts, only small actors.” We’d like to know how YOU would fill out that phrase? Humorous or profound, send us your completion of “There are no small parts, only _______________.” The winner will get one of our spiffy Theatre Geeks caps!
Enter as many completions as you like. You can send them to us at john, dave or marcia (at) theatregeeks.com or tweet them on twitter using the hashtag #smallparts.
We’ll use the best entries in a future episode of the podcast, too.









There are no small parts, only actors with a lot of time on their hands.
There are no small parts, only big ego-actors with limited lines and stage time to promote their inflated self-esteem.
“…only small interpretations.”
there are no small parts, only small rehearsal spaces.
Only fewer lines to remember.
Or, Only more chances to steal someone elses scene.
Or, Only a lot less yackin’ and a lot more actin’.